1 00:00:01,740 --> 00:00:07,260 Now the world don't move to the feet of just one drum. What might be right for 2 00:00:07,260 --> 00:00:13,600 you may not be right for some. A man is born, he's a man of means. 3 00:00:13,820 --> 00:00:17,580 Then along come two, they got nothing but the genes. 4 00:00:17,880 --> 00:00:23,300 But they got different strokes it takes, different strokes it takes, different 5 00:00:23,300 --> 00:00:25,000 strokes to move the world. 6 00:00:26,880 --> 00:00:29,600 Everybody's got a special kind of story. 7 00:00:30,580 --> 00:00:33,140 Everybody finds a way to shine. 8 00:00:33,840 --> 00:00:36,700 It don't matter that you got not a lot. 9 00:00:36,920 --> 00:00:41,040 So what? Don't have theirs. You'll have yours and I'll have mine. 10 00:00:41,640 --> 00:00:47,480 And together we'll be fine. Different strokes to move the world. Different 11 00:00:47,480 --> 00:00:51,020 strokes to move the world. 12 00:00:54,200 --> 00:00:57,000 EJ, let your company and change. 13 00:00:57,500 --> 00:00:58,139 Thank you. 14 00:00:58,140 --> 00:00:59,140 You're welcome. 15 00:01:01,960 --> 00:01:06,160 I own the railroads, the park place, the boardwalk, the electric company, two 16 00:01:06,160 --> 00:01:07,800 hotels, and no waterworks. 17 00:01:09,120 --> 00:01:10,520 I think you're cornered to market. 18 00:01:10,760 --> 00:01:11,658 Ha, ha, ha. 19 00:01:11,660 --> 00:01:12,660 Roll them, Big D. 20 00:01:12,760 --> 00:01:13,760 Mm -hmm. 21 00:01:15,140 --> 00:01:16,140 Four. 22 00:01:16,340 --> 00:01:18,900 Uh -oh. I landed on Arnold's boardwalk. 23 00:01:19,340 --> 00:01:21,360 That'll be 2 ,000 grams, please. 24 00:01:21,680 --> 00:01:22,579 All right. 25 00:01:22,580 --> 00:01:26,780 500, 1 ,000, 15, 2 ,000. Hey, gang, excuse me for interrupting big business, 26 00:01:26,780 --> 00:01:27,780 I got some big news. 27 00:01:28,270 --> 00:01:32,070 There's a lady on her way up to see you boys. She told the doorman she's a 28 00:01:32,070 --> 00:01:34,230 relative. A relative? 29 00:01:34,850 --> 00:01:38,110 I knew the minute I got rich they'd start showing her. 30 00:01:41,950 --> 00:01:45,070 Boys, I thought you didn't have any relatives. 31 00:01:45,310 --> 00:01:49,790 We don't. Hey, remember that lady we used to call cousin Fat Stuff? And she 32 00:01:49,790 --> 00:01:52,230 weighed, oh, 700 pounds. 33 00:01:52,730 --> 00:01:53,830 You mean the glyph? 34 00:01:54,030 --> 00:01:56,730 She wasn't really a relative, Arnold. 35 00:01:57,010 --> 00:01:57,768 That's good. 36 00:01:57,770 --> 00:02:02,950 She would give us slobbery kisses and say, my, oh, my, what cute little 37 00:02:02,950 --> 00:02:03,950 dickheads you are. 38 00:02:06,190 --> 00:02:08,729 That was truly a terrifying experience. 39 00:02:10,630 --> 00:02:13,950 Getting kissed by her was like taking a shower with your clothes on. 40 00:02:14,410 --> 00:02:15,410 Well, 41 00:02:15,830 --> 00:02:19,130 I think it's terrific that you boys might have a relative. 42 00:02:19,550 --> 00:02:20,690 Hey, wouldn't that be wonderful? 43 00:02:21,050 --> 00:02:24,150 I mean, it's a long time since you've seen someone of your own flesh and 44 00:02:24,370 --> 00:02:25,370 That would be nice. 45 00:02:25,490 --> 00:02:29,320 Yeah. I can't wait to meet her and see what she looks like running around in 46 00:02:29,320 --> 00:02:30,320 flesh and blood. Yeah. 47 00:02:31,200 --> 00:02:33,060 Well, all right. Why don't you answer the door? 48 00:02:33,320 --> 00:02:34,560 Okay. Go ahead. 49 00:02:55,850 --> 00:02:57,210 Just beautiful. Can I ask a question? 50 00:02:57,510 --> 00:02:58,510 Ask away, honey. 51 00:02:58,570 --> 00:02:59,690 Who are you? 52 00:03:03,550 --> 00:03:06,110 I'm your cousin Myrtle Waters from Detroit. 53 00:03:06,470 --> 00:03:09,070 Oh, hi, cousin Myrtle Waters from Detroit. 54 00:03:33,360 --> 00:03:34,960 Mrs. Waters, I'm Philip Drummond. 55 00:03:35,700 --> 00:03:42,280 Oh, you're the nice young man who took my little cousins in in their time of 56 00:03:42,280 --> 00:03:43,280 need. 57 00:03:43,340 --> 00:03:44,740 Watch your cheeks, Mr. D. 58 00:03:46,240 --> 00:03:47,240 Mrs. 59 00:03:47,880 --> 00:03:50,040 Waters, I'd like you to meet our housekeeper. This is Mrs. 60 00:03:50,240 --> 00:03:51,960 Garrett. How do you do, Mrs. Waters? 61 00:03:52,280 --> 00:03:54,580 My, what a beautiful smile. 62 00:03:55,000 --> 00:03:59,160 Oh, well, if you wanted to get on my good side, you just did it. 63 00:04:00,430 --> 00:04:03,730 Would you like a cup of coffee or something? Oh, no, thank you. Don't care 64 00:04:03,730 --> 00:04:04,730 thing. 65 00:04:05,350 --> 00:04:07,710 Please, take off your coat and sit down. Thank you. 66 00:04:10,970 --> 00:04:14,070 Willie, you've grown into quite a young man. 67 00:04:14,330 --> 00:04:15,330 Thank you. 68 00:04:15,870 --> 00:04:20,810 And Arnold, you're just a cute little gumdrop. 69 00:04:23,470 --> 00:04:25,990 Honey, I was right there with your mama when you were born. 70 00:04:26,750 --> 00:04:28,210 You know you came early. 71 00:04:28,490 --> 00:04:29,810 You were a seven -month baby. 72 00:04:30,700 --> 00:04:31,880 No wonder he's so little. 73 00:04:33,160 --> 00:04:34,480 He was never finished. 74 00:04:38,500 --> 00:04:41,500 He could have been belted by a .45 gun drop. 75 00:04:43,260 --> 00:04:45,220 Will you be in town for long, Mrs. Waters? 76 00:04:45,760 --> 00:04:47,520 That's Miss Waters. Oh. 77 00:04:48,400 --> 00:04:50,620 No, I'm just passing through. 78 00:04:51,140 --> 00:04:57,040 I just got in town yesterday, and I heard about their mother going to her 79 00:05:06,320 --> 00:05:10,860 if you were doing okay by my cousin Lucy May's sweet little baby. 80 00:05:12,020 --> 00:05:14,220 Well, I certainly am trying. 81 00:05:14,540 --> 00:05:16,860 Mr. D treats us great, Cousin Myrtle. 82 00:05:17,300 --> 00:05:18,600 Like a real papa. 83 00:05:19,180 --> 00:05:22,880 You're living great, dressing great, and fearing great. 84 00:05:23,200 --> 00:05:26,440 Hey, Willie, you left out one great. What's that? 85 00:05:26,900 --> 00:05:27,900 Eating great. 86 00:05:29,760 --> 00:05:32,100 That's fine. Just fine, boy. 87 00:05:32,400 --> 00:05:33,600 But what about school? 88 00:05:34,420 --> 00:05:35,720 You like going to school? 89 00:05:40,630 --> 00:05:41,630 school. 90 00:05:42,070 --> 00:05:43,730 We just don't like what's in between. 91 00:05:45,130 --> 00:05:49,830 No offense, Mr. Drummond, but sometimes you have to encourage the boys to go to 92 00:05:49,830 --> 00:05:53,430 school. Oh, I do. I do all the time. And what about church? 93 00:05:54,030 --> 00:05:56,550 I can assure you the boys pray every Sunday. 94 00:05:56,770 --> 00:05:59,190 Yeah, but Miss Garrett meant to go to church anyway. 95 00:06:00,150 --> 00:06:02,350 Bless her and praise the Lord. 96 00:06:03,710 --> 00:06:05,850 Did you know their mother, Lucy May, very well? 97 00:06:06,670 --> 00:06:09,410 If we were any closer, we could wear the same girdle. 98 00:06:11,440 --> 00:06:14,340 Oh, by the way, I have some pictures of me and your mama. 99 00:06:14,580 --> 00:06:16,560 Oh, can I see one? Let me see one. 100 00:06:17,060 --> 00:06:20,220 Now, this is a picture of me and your mama in Central Park. 101 00:06:21,260 --> 00:06:22,400 Wasn't mama pretty? 102 00:06:23,180 --> 00:06:24,180 Look, Arnold. 103 00:06:26,680 --> 00:06:29,140 Heaven mama is the prettiest lady in heaven. 104 00:06:29,760 --> 00:06:32,160 Your mother was a very special lady, boys. 105 00:06:32,840 --> 00:06:36,000 And here's one of me and your mama on Coney Island. 106 00:06:37,020 --> 00:06:38,020 Look, Arnold. 107 00:06:38,240 --> 00:06:40,820 Mama's wearing a Coney Island T -shirt and a funny hat. 108 00:06:41,460 --> 00:06:42,460 Look. 109 00:06:43,760 --> 00:06:47,980 Cousin Myrtle, did Mama win that dumb -looking doll she's holding? 110 00:06:48,500 --> 00:06:50,360 That's no doll, Arnold. That's you. 111 00:06:56,020 --> 00:06:57,460 You're a little devil, wasn't I? 112 00:06:59,500 --> 00:07:02,920 You boys can take the pictures if you like. Oh, thank you. 113 00:07:03,400 --> 00:07:05,180 That's very thoughtful of you, Miss Waters. 114 00:07:08,590 --> 00:07:09,870 in such high style. 115 00:07:11,490 --> 00:07:14,290 This is one beautiful penthouse. 116 00:07:15,030 --> 00:07:16,030 Why, thank you. 117 00:07:16,110 --> 00:07:19,470 You know, when I was a kid, I lived in a penthouse, too. You did? 118 00:07:19,730 --> 00:07:22,170 It was an orange crate on top of a roof. 119 00:07:23,970 --> 00:07:28,710 And I still remember when it rained, I had the first waterbed in Harlem. 120 00:07:30,590 --> 00:07:33,830 Miss Waters, tell me, how are you related to Willis and Arnold? 121 00:07:34,430 --> 00:07:35,810 Well, it was like this. 122 00:07:36,090 --> 00:07:37,970 Their mother and me was cousins. 123 00:07:38,730 --> 00:07:42,330 Cousins of cousins. So if we were cousins of each other's cousins, that 124 00:07:42,330 --> 00:07:46,210 cousins to each other. Which makes me and the boys cousins once removed. 125 00:07:49,450 --> 00:07:50,550 Until you came along. 126 00:07:50,770 --> 00:07:53,310 We thought all our relatives was removed. 127 00:07:54,410 --> 00:07:57,630 Willie sure has a fine sense of humor, doesn't he, Arnold? 128 00:07:57,950 --> 00:07:59,170 Yeah, and that's about it. 129 00:08:01,870 --> 00:08:04,290 As you can see, both the boys have a funny bone. 130 00:08:05,630 --> 00:08:06,630 Well, I... 131 00:08:06,800 --> 00:08:10,800 on your hospitality long enough, Mr. Drummond? Oh, not at all. Well, like I 132 00:08:10,800 --> 00:08:13,600 said, I just came by to see if the boys were doing okay. 133 00:08:13,960 --> 00:08:15,560 And they certainly are. 134 00:08:16,040 --> 00:08:17,040 Yes, indeed. 135 00:08:17,360 --> 00:08:18,980 They're living high on the hall. 136 00:08:19,600 --> 00:08:20,700 You hear that, boys? 137 00:08:21,020 --> 00:08:22,660 We're living high on the hall. 138 00:08:22,920 --> 00:08:23,920 Well, 139 00:08:27,520 --> 00:08:28,800 I gotta be going, boys. 140 00:08:29,060 --> 00:08:30,720 Please don't go. You just got here. 141 00:08:30,980 --> 00:08:32,159 Don't go. Stay, please. 142 00:08:32,400 --> 00:08:34,179 But it's around your dinner time. 143 00:08:34,419 --> 00:08:35,039 That's okay. 144 00:08:35,039 --> 00:08:36,039 Yeah. 145 00:08:36,789 --> 00:08:41,490 By the way, Mr. Drummond, do you know a nice little restaurant where I could get 146 00:08:41,490 --> 00:08:47,630 a soup, salad, sandwich, a cup of coffee, and dessert for about a buck and 147 00:08:47,630 --> 00:08:48,630 half? 148 00:08:51,070 --> 00:08:52,430 Now, I've got a much better idea. 149 00:08:52,870 --> 00:08:54,490 Why don't you stay and have dinner with us? 150 00:08:54,690 --> 00:08:58,590 Well, that's awful nice of you, but I wouldn't think of it. Really? We'd enjoy 151 00:08:58,590 --> 00:08:59,409 having you. 152 00:08:59,410 --> 00:09:00,910 Yeah, stay. Come on, please. 153 00:09:01,710 --> 00:09:03,230 I couldn't. Please stay. 154 00:09:03,740 --> 00:09:07,420 I shouldn't. I want you to. I can't. All right, then. Well, if you insist. 155 00:09:08,760 --> 00:09:09,760 Wonderful. 156 00:09:10,220 --> 00:09:11,220 Mrs. Garrett. 157 00:09:12,100 --> 00:09:15,300 You're so nice, Mr. Drummond. So nice. Not at all. Yes? 158 00:09:15,760 --> 00:09:17,420 Miss Waters is joining us for dinner. 159 00:09:17,700 --> 00:09:20,740 Good. Do you think you'll have enough, Mrs. Garrett? 160 00:09:21,020 --> 00:09:24,540 Oh, sure. There's always enough for one more at our table. 161 00:09:25,040 --> 00:09:27,500 If not, I'll use smaller plates. 162 00:09:30,000 --> 00:09:32,660 Mr. Drummond, you are so persuasive. 163 00:09:33,120 --> 00:09:37,420 But I insist on helping Mrs. Garrett with the dinner. Oh, no, now, there's no 164 00:09:37,420 --> 00:09:40,360 need for that. Now, don't try to talk me out of it, because I can talk faster 165 00:09:40,360 --> 00:09:41,360 than a preacher. 166 00:09:41,640 --> 00:09:43,500 Oh, this is beautiful. 167 00:09:44,080 --> 00:09:47,020 Sure hope she's cooking some black -eyed peas and pigtails. 168 00:09:48,140 --> 00:09:51,380 Because my fight is at ease with black -eyed peas. 169 00:09:55,760 --> 00:09:59,360 Well, boys, your cousin Myrtle certainly is a nice lady, isn't she? Oh, yeah. 170 00:09:59,870 --> 00:10:00,870 Except for the pension. 171 00:10:01,510 --> 00:10:04,090 If I was an Indian, they'd call me Wooly Cheek. 172 00:10:04,930 --> 00:10:06,690 And I'd be Fractured Face. 173 00:10:08,290 --> 00:10:09,290 Uh, listen, boys. 174 00:10:10,250 --> 00:10:12,570 You know, your cousin said something that got me to thinking. 175 00:10:12,870 --> 00:10:13,629 What's that? 176 00:10:13,630 --> 00:10:18,030 Well, have you got any complaints about the way I'm bringing you up? Of course 177 00:10:18,030 --> 00:10:19,030 not, Mr. D. 178 00:10:19,350 --> 00:10:20,350 Everything's real cool. 179 00:10:20,590 --> 00:10:21,590 Oh, yeah. 180 00:10:21,850 --> 00:10:24,190 Except for a few little things can stand improving. 181 00:10:25,430 --> 00:10:26,630 Yeah? Such as what? 182 00:10:30,140 --> 00:10:31,400 doubling our allowance? 183 00:10:33,700 --> 00:10:35,720 Doubling? What have you done during that? 184 00:10:35,980 --> 00:10:39,220 You better drop the subject before we end up owing him a refund. 185 00:10:41,980 --> 00:10:44,780 Thanks, Mrs. Waters, but you're a guest here tonight. 186 00:10:45,100 --> 00:10:49,100 Come on now, you just sit down and enjoy your visit with the boys. 187 00:10:49,580 --> 00:10:53,280 Thank you, but I just can't wait to get to that meatloaf of yours. 188 00:10:53,930 --> 00:10:56,350 The aroma is music to my nose. 189 00:10:57,550 --> 00:11:00,270 Well, I hope it hits the top 40 with your stomach. 190 00:11:01,870 --> 00:11:04,010 Oh, by the way, Mr. Drummond. Yes? 191 00:11:04,350 --> 00:11:09,470 Could you recommend a nice little hotel for about $8 or $9 a night? 192 00:11:10,670 --> 00:11:14,770 If I skip breakfast and lunch, I may be able to pay $10. 193 00:11:15,910 --> 00:11:20,050 Well, I'm afraid if you want a New York hotel room on that kind of a budget, 194 00:11:20,070 --> 00:11:21,730 you'll have to skip every meal for a year. 195 00:11:22,970 --> 00:11:24,390 Park bench, here I come. 196 00:11:25,890 --> 00:11:27,190 What am I going to do? 197 00:11:28,810 --> 00:11:31,890 I'll tell you what you're going to do. My daughter Kimberly's away at school. 198 00:11:32,070 --> 00:11:33,190 You're going to use her room tonight. 199 00:11:33,470 --> 00:11:34,470 Yeah, good idea. 200 00:11:34,790 --> 00:11:38,070 Oh, I wouldn't think of it. We'd love having you. 201 00:11:38,590 --> 00:11:39,590 I couldn't. 202 00:11:39,830 --> 00:11:40,830 Please stay. 203 00:11:40,950 --> 00:11:42,410 I shouldn't. I want you to. 204 00:11:43,090 --> 00:11:45,250 I can't. All right, then. Oh, if you insist. 205 00:11:47,050 --> 00:11:49,170 Then it's all settled. All right. 206 00:11:50,170 --> 00:11:51,530 I'm glad you're staying. 207 00:11:52,140 --> 00:11:53,140 Now, where's your luggage? 208 00:11:53,420 --> 00:11:54,580 There it is over there. 209 00:11:56,720 --> 00:11:59,080 I get all of my luggage at the supermarket. 210 00:12:01,300 --> 00:12:03,380 Gee, this is going to be wonderful. 211 00:12:04,300 --> 00:12:08,860 Now I can get a chance to be with my sweet little cousin. 212 00:12:09,540 --> 00:12:11,500 I'm eating up with a face with no sign. 213 00:12:22,060 --> 00:12:23,060 Oh, she ate already. 214 00:12:23,260 --> 00:12:25,140 She's packing, ready to leave. 215 00:12:25,700 --> 00:12:30,300 She's such a sweet lady. She can't stand the thought of imposing on Mr. 216 00:12:30,460 --> 00:12:32,360 Drummond. I'm so glad she came to visit. 217 00:12:32,580 --> 00:12:33,539 Me, too. 218 00:12:33,540 --> 00:12:35,320 But my cheeks have mixed emotions. 219 00:12:37,160 --> 00:12:39,460 Boys, Mrs. Garrett, Cousin Myrtle's leaving. 220 00:12:39,720 --> 00:12:43,600 Oh, I'm sorry about that. Good morning, everybody. 221 00:12:44,000 --> 00:12:45,220 Good morning, Cousin Myrtle. 222 00:12:46,000 --> 00:12:49,640 Mr. Drummond, last night was the happiest night of my life. 223 00:12:49,920 --> 00:12:54,240 My bed was so soft, My backside hates to say goodbye. 224 00:12:55,280 --> 00:12:57,840 It was a pleasure, and we're going to miss you. 225 00:12:58,240 --> 00:13:05,240 Yeah, we sure are. Look at those two precious little darlings just waiting 226 00:13:05,240 --> 00:13:06,580 to say goodbye to me. 227 00:13:08,820 --> 00:13:11,340 Don't forget the precious big darling in the middle. 228 00:13:12,640 --> 00:13:17,740 I was hoping for the best for the boys, and the Lord turned it out that way. 229 00:13:18,540 --> 00:13:24,000 Mr. Drummond, Thank you for the fine life you've given Arnold and Willis. 230 00:13:25,900 --> 00:13:28,080 Blessings on this house. Hallelujah! 231 00:13:31,080 --> 00:13:32,140 Pleasure, Miss Waters. 232 00:13:32,580 --> 00:13:37,220 Mrs. Garrett, it's been a joy knowing you. Same here, Cousin Myrtle. 233 00:13:37,740 --> 00:13:40,840 Goodbye, and blessings on this house. 234 00:13:41,700 --> 00:13:43,100 See you all again. 235 00:13:43,520 --> 00:13:44,800 I hope soon. 236 00:13:45,340 --> 00:13:48,000 I don't know when, but I hope soon. 237 00:14:27,020 --> 00:14:29,940 and she may have a bad neck, but there's nothing wrong with her mouth. 238 00:14:30,220 --> 00:14:34,200 In the two days she's been here, there hasn't been any leftovers left over. 239 00:14:34,480 --> 00:14:37,220 No, no, no, Mrs. Garrett, please. A little compassion. 240 00:14:37,860 --> 00:14:39,340 She's the only relative the boys have. 241 00:14:40,120 --> 00:14:41,720 Come on, Mr. Drummond. 242 00:14:41,940 --> 00:14:43,900 Did you see that ball she took? 243 00:14:44,840 --> 00:14:49,640 Yes, I did. The only other woman who ever took a ball like that was Uncle 244 00:14:49,640 --> 00:14:50,640 Milchy. 245 00:14:52,300 --> 00:14:54,540 Actually, the x -ray showed that nothing was broken. 246 00:14:55,580 --> 00:14:59,760 But it did seem to me that she hollered whiplash before she hit the floor. 247 00:15:00,740 --> 00:15:01,740 Well, 248 00:15:04,180 --> 00:15:06,400 I wouldn't want the boys to know anything about it, so let's give her the 249 00:15:06,400 --> 00:15:07,500 benefit of the doubt, okay? 250 00:15:07,840 --> 00:15:11,000 She's their only relative, and she loves them, and they love having her here. 251 00:15:11,420 --> 00:15:13,060 And that's the most important thing. 252 00:15:13,620 --> 00:15:14,740 Easy, boys, easy. 253 00:15:16,160 --> 00:15:18,600 I wonder if they give Oscars for whiplash. 254 00:15:20,080 --> 00:15:21,460 Oh, easy, boys. 255 00:15:21,860 --> 00:15:24,220 Don't rip up my lettuce now. Don't rip up my lettuce. 256 00:15:25,599 --> 00:15:26,599 Oh. 257 00:15:26,740 --> 00:15:28,740 Wait, stop, stop, stop. What's the matter? 258 00:15:29,020 --> 00:15:32,060 Oh, I think my backbone disconnected from my neck bone. 259 00:15:32,320 --> 00:15:34,840 Oh. Take another step. Maybe they'll reconnect. 260 00:15:35,360 --> 00:15:36,360 Oh. 261 00:15:36,820 --> 00:15:41,260 Don't be afraid to leave all your weight on me. Oh. You can't wash them any more 262 00:15:41,260 --> 00:15:42,260 than you already did. 263 00:15:43,100 --> 00:15:47,360 Let me give you a hand, Miss Waters. Easy, easy does it. All right. Get me to 264 00:15:47,360 --> 00:15:51,580 the hard chair. Get me to the hard chair. It'll be better for my neck. 265 00:15:51,960 --> 00:15:54,400 Oh. Easy now, easy. 266 00:15:56,350 --> 00:15:57,890 Joe, it do hurt when I move. 267 00:15:58,370 --> 00:16:00,030 Now, just try and relax. 268 00:16:00,530 --> 00:16:02,770 Is there something we can get for you? Not a thing. 269 00:16:03,410 --> 00:16:04,930 Unless it's another cup of tea. 270 00:16:05,890 --> 00:16:07,850 Mrs. Garrett would love to get you another cup of tea. 271 00:16:08,250 --> 00:16:10,410 Yes, Mrs. Garrett would love that. 272 00:16:11,430 --> 00:16:13,750 As long as you're in the kitchen, honey. I know. 273 00:16:14,110 --> 00:16:18,610 A ham sandwich with cheese, pickled tomato, lettuce, and a whole of mayo. 274 00:16:22,130 --> 00:16:23,570 I hate to have your... 275 00:16:24,040 --> 00:16:27,460 waiting on me hand and foot, Mr. Drummond, but it's sure for your good. 276 00:16:28,800 --> 00:16:30,640 Well, the important thing is for you to get well. 277 00:16:31,040 --> 00:16:33,740 Now, if you'll just excuse me for a minute, I have some work I have to do in 278 00:16:33,740 --> 00:16:34,740 den. 279 00:16:35,800 --> 00:16:37,300 You boys are sure lucky. 280 00:16:37,740 --> 00:16:38,740 He's so nice. 281 00:16:39,060 --> 00:16:41,200 Can I get you a pillow or something, Cousin Myrtle? 282 00:16:41,840 --> 00:16:42,840 Now, that's strange. 283 00:16:43,600 --> 00:16:45,740 Why does a pillow remind me of food? 284 00:16:46,180 --> 00:16:48,480 So far, we ain't running into anything that don't. 285 00:16:52,910 --> 00:16:54,070 I do hurt when I yell. 286 00:16:55,950 --> 00:16:56,950 Mrs. Garrett! 287 00:16:57,870 --> 00:16:58,870 You called? 288 00:17:00,190 --> 00:17:04,849 Honey, would you be sure to toast the bread on that sandwich? But not like the 289 00:17:04,849 --> 00:17:07,829 toast this morning. It was too brown for my taste. 290 00:17:08,410 --> 00:17:10,050 Make it like you did yesterday. 291 00:17:11,030 --> 00:17:12,030 I'll try. 292 00:17:12,230 --> 00:17:16,510 And next time, save a swatch, and I'll see if I can match it. 293 00:17:18,690 --> 00:17:22,170 Would you run upstairs to my room and get my... 294 00:17:24,589 --> 00:17:27,089 Bring me some writing paper. Sure, Cousin Myrtle. 295 00:17:28,290 --> 00:17:31,910 Cousin Myrtle, how long you going to be wearing that neck brace? 296 00:17:33,470 --> 00:17:35,370 Probably the rest of my life, son. 297 00:17:37,090 --> 00:17:39,750 You're sure going to make it rough on your big Adam's apple. 298 00:18:08,680 --> 00:18:09,820 Big brother to little brother. 299 00:18:10,240 --> 00:18:12,480 Something new going down with the birds and the bees? 300 00:18:14,280 --> 00:18:15,840 Nothing like that, Arnie. 301 00:18:16,380 --> 00:18:19,740 See, you're just a little kid, so you wouldn't notice things like me, because 302 00:18:19,740 --> 00:18:20,599 I'm older. 303 00:18:20,600 --> 00:18:23,000 Well, I would if they made the keyholes lower. 304 00:18:25,320 --> 00:18:27,920 You don't have the experience to know what's happening. 305 00:18:28,240 --> 00:18:31,820 Let me tell you something about Cousin Myrtle. She fell down on purpose and 306 00:18:31,820 --> 00:18:33,120 she's trying to rip off Mr. D. 307 00:18:39,470 --> 00:18:40,470 Told you. 308 00:18:40,550 --> 00:18:43,230 Nobody had to tell me. I don't mind, you know. 309 00:18:43,450 --> 00:18:46,190 Only reason it's little is because my brain is weighing me down. 310 00:18:48,570 --> 00:18:52,810 Arnold, it's so obvious that Cousin Myrtle is faking about her neck. 311 00:18:53,290 --> 00:18:54,450 And I feel bad. 312 00:18:55,510 --> 00:18:58,250 Because she's a relative and she's mooching off Mr. D. 313 00:18:58,730 --> 00:19:02,670 Yeah. And Mr. D is too nice to see what Myrtle is doing. Right. 314 00:19:03,150 --> 00:19:06,270 Because he ain't from the streets and he ain't used to meeting people like that. 315 00:19:06,930 --> 00:19:09,680 He got a bad brain. not being born in Harlem. 316 00:19:12,360 --> 00:19:17,520 What we gotta do is make her move her neck in front of Mr. D so he'll know 317 00:19:17,520 --> 00:19:18,520 she's faking. 318 00:19:19,240 --> 00:19:20,980 Hey, I got something. 319 00:19:21,560 --> 00:19:24,280 How about spilling some itching powder into her neck brace? 320 00:19:27,180 --> 00:19:28,180 No, Arnold. 321 00:19:28,860 --> 00:19:31,380 What we gotta do is to scare her. 322 00:19:32,160 --> 00:19:33,260 Who you talking about? 323 00:19:37,740 --> 00:19:40,620 Hey, I got it. I know how to make her jump through the ceiling. 324 00:19:47,600 --> 00:19:48,980 You feeling better, Miss Waters? 325 00:19:49,280 --> 00:19:52,340 It's much better, except for this crocheted pain. 326 00:19:56,380 --> 00:19:58,000 Here's your magazine, Cousin Myrtle. 327 00:19:58,260 --> 00:19:59,260 Thank you, baby. 328 00:19:59,480 --> 00:20:01,860 And Arna's bringing down the pencil and writing paper. 329 00:20:02,300 --> 00:20:03,300 Thank you. 330 00:20:10,410 --> 00:20:12,630 will be served in an hour, Miss Waters. 331 00:20:13,250 --> 00:20:15,530 I hope this will hold you till then. 332 00:20:20,570 --> 00:20:22,490 What's the matter with you, woman? You crazy. 333 00:20:26,130 --> 00:20:27,190 Arnold, what are you doing? 334 00:20:28,330 --> 00:20:29,330 Come down here. 335 00:20:30,070 --> 00:20:32,030 Willis, are you in on this? 336 00:20:32,290 --> 00:20:34,050 Before I tell you, can I call my attorney? 337 00:20:40,750 --> 00:20:43,030 And didn't do nothing for my sandwich either. 338 00:20:46,130 --> 00:20:49,730 What in the world has gotten into you two? That was a terrible thing to do. 339 00:20:50,070 --> 00:20:52,430 Mr. Drummond, we weren't trying to scare Mrs. Garrett. 340 00:20:52,770 --> 00:20:54,490 We wanted to scare Cousin Myrtle. 341 00:20:54,710 --> 00:20:58,130 Why? So he'd jump off the chair and through the ceiling. 342 00:21:00,350 --> 00:21:02,950 We think Cousin Myrtle is faking about her neck. 343 00:21:03,190 --> 00:21:05,650 And we don't want any cousin of ours ripping you off. 344 00:21:06,190 --> 00:21:08,130 Well, I am shocked at your behavior. 345 00:21:08,350 --> 00:21:09,470 You could have hurt Mrs. Garrett. 346 00:21:10,090 --> 00:21:13,130 Now, I want you to apologize to her. Go on, I mean it. 347 00:21:14,150 --> 00:21:15,250 We apologize. 348 00:21:15,830 --> 00:21:16,830 I'm sorry. 349 00:21:16,910 --> 00:21:19,490 Oh, you don't have to apologize to me, boys. 350 00:21:19,690 --> 00:21:21,290 Okay, we unapologize. 351 00:21:22,570 --> 00:21:24,430 Mr. Drummond, can't you see? 352 00:21:24,630 --> 00:21:27,210 Your boys were just trying to protect you. 353 00:21:27,490 --> 00:21:28,510 Well, I can protect myself. 354 00:21:28,830 --> 00:21:30,870 I ought to ground you two for a whole month. 355 00:21:31,210 --> 00:21:34,250 No television, no stereo, no movies. 356 00:21:34,650 --> 00:21:36,530 Just ground us. Don't end our lives. 357 00:21:40,560 --> 00:21:42,160 Mr. Drummond, wait a minute. 358 00:21:43,260 --> 00:21:44,460 Don't punish them. 359 00:21:45,140 --> 00:21:47,020 I'm the one who should apologize. 360 00:21:47,680 --> 00:21:49,760 Please don't take it out on the boys. 361 00:21:50,200 --> 00:21:52,400 They were only protecting you. 362 00:21:53,740 --> 00:21:56,340 Look at that. She didn't lash or whip. 363 00:21:58,480 --> 00:22:00,460 I have been faking it. 364 00:22:01,140 --> 00:22:07,860 When I saw how wonderful you are to the boys, I said to myself, Myrtle, for the 365 00:22:07,860 --> 00:22:13,300 first time in your life, There's the birds of happiness flying over your head 366 00:22:13,300 --> 00:22:15,040 and not those pigeons. 367 00:22:17,160 --> 00:22:19,960 So I tried to get a taste of the good life. 368 00:22:20,720 --> 00:22:27,060 But when I seen how much the boys really loved you, I was too ashamed to go on 369 00:22:27,060 --> 00:22:28,060 with it. 370 00:22:28,560 --> 00:22:31,100 Well, Miss Waters, I understand. 371 00:22:31,580 --> 00:22:33,420 And there's nothing for you to be ashamed of. 372 00:22:34,040 --> 00:22:36,060 You're still a cousin in good standing. 373 00:22:36,960 --> 00:22:37,960 Thank you. 374 00:22:39,820 --> 00:22:44,460 Mrs. Garrett, could you please forgive me, too? 375 00:22:45,340 --> 00:22:47,000 I'm very sorry. 376 00:22:47,860 --> 00:22:53,840 As far as I'm concerned, Cousin Myrtle, my refrigerator's always open to you. 377 00:22:54,020 --> 00:22:55,020 Bless you. 378 00:22:59,060 --> 00:23:00,980 Could you boys forgive me? 379 00:23:01,240 --> 00:23:04,900 Yeah, I forgive you. Yeah, so do me and my spider. 380 00:23:06,620 --> 00:23:07,900 Mr. Drummond. 381 00:23:08,170 --> 00:23:12,450 If I hadn't lost my job in Detroit, I wouldn't have never tried to pull this. 382 00:23:13,450 --> 00:23:15,350 So now I'll get out of your hair. 383 00:23:16,170 --> 00:23:17,170 Uh, just a minute. 384 00:23:17,450 --> 00:23:18,670 What kind of work do you do? 385 00:23:19,950 --> 00:23:21,370 Well, I can't be fussy. 386 00:23:22,010 --> 00:23:25,110 Well, I have this friend in Detroit who's in the insurance business. Maybe 387 00:23:25,110 --> 00:23:26,110 could find a job for you. 388 00:23:26,450 --> 00:23:27,450 I accept. 389 00:23:28,910 --> 00:23:29,910 Doing what? 390 00:23:31,450 --> 00:23:32,450 Well, I don't know. 391 00:23:32,670 --> 00:23:35,310 But I think you'd be very good checking out false accident claims. 392 00:23:38,350 --> 00:23:39,590 Love that name. 393 00:23:40,630 --> 00:23:43,810 What a new ham sandwich coming up for Cousin Myrtle. 394 00:23:44,690 --> 00:23:48,630 D, is Arnold and me in trouble over this fighter? 395 00:23:49,390 --> 00:23:54,650 Well, in view of the circumstances, let's just say we can forget it. All 396 00:23:55,170 --> 00:23:57,670 And I'll say what Cousin Myrtle just said. 397 00:24:41,200 --> 00:24:46,800 Different strokes to move the world. Different strokes to move the world.